O HAI THERE.

I'm Desai. 22. Niagara Falls, Ontario.

I have nothing against bondage. I just wanted my blog title to be a palindrome. I feel like I should mention this because someone got offended and decided to "confront" me on anon.

Like going anon counts as a confrontation. Psshhhh.

Message me for my 3DS Friend Code.

 

monetizeyourcat:

boysinbarrettes:

monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

waitingforthet:

If you are a teleporter on a superhero team, this will be your role.

Cyclops’ team has a lot of blondes. 

waitingforthet:

If you are a teleporter on a superhero team, this will be your role.

Cyclops’ team has a lot of blondes. 

One of the TWEWY pins fell off of my bag and I would’ve lost it in the airport forever. Normally I’m okay with it because if one falls off I can replace it, but I’ve lost so many that I’m down to my last eight. And seven pins are hard to place symmetrically.

But a lady saw it on the ground, and saw the empty space on my bag, and returned it to me. So thank you, mysterious airport lady!

And that is a story for you because my flight is delayed and I am bored.

Are you happy, Jamie? ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY?!

Are you happy, Jamie? ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY?!