O HAI THERE.

I'm Desai. 23. Cisgender male. Heterosexual. Niagara Falls, Ontario.

I have nothing against bondage. I just wanted my blog title to be a palindrome. I feel like I should mention this because someone got offended and decided to "confront" me on anon.

Like going anon counts as a confrontation. Psshhhh.

Message me for my 3DS Friend Code.

 

Lazarus has entered the basement!

isisaacdead:

i said i wasnt going to spoil any new playable characters after Eden… but as some of you know i accidentally unlocked Lazarus during a lets play last week.. so fuck it.

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what does he do? how does he play? im not going to tell you! but i will say he feels like a maggy type character to me… 

i did realize that since all the new characters can be seen locked in the character menu.. why not spoil them all before release.. i mean as long as i dont show them in action then im not spoiling too much huh?

this post was supposed to have more to it.. but that more isnt set in stone yet so ill have to cut it a bit short.. but hey i did a post last night as well so what do you want from me!

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Reminder, you can buy isaac on steam for 74¢… if you buy it for 74¢ you can get 5$ off of rebirth if you preorder, #LIFEHACKS! tell your friends. (ONLY 10 hours left from the time of this post!)

and finally ill repost the isaac origins mini doc the IGTM peeps did, because its neato and fills up this tiny ass post!

as an extra bonus, right before i posted this Tyrone sent me a new “cheat code” for rebirth to reveal. this one is called BRWN SNKE <enter it as a seed to get this result)

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[Spiderman] represents the everyman, but he represents the underdog and those marginalized who come up against great prejudice which I, as a middle-class straight, white man, don’t really understand so much. And when Stan Lee first wrote and created this character, the outcast was the computer nerd, was the science nerd, was the guy that couldn’t get the girl. Those guys now run the world. So how much of an outcast is that version of Peter Parker anymore? That’s my question.

Part of Andrew Garfield’s response to people being all butthurt when he mentioned a possibility where Spiderman might not be straight.

Read More: On Andrew Garfield, Stan Lee, And A Bisexual Spider-Man

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quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

postracialcomments:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop (9.29.14): At around 1:30AM CST, the police have released the unjustly arrested protesters. This is still some of the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever seen, but at least folks are back out and headed home to their families. The struggle continues. No justice, no peace! #staywoke #farfromover (PT I) (PT II) (PT III)

Follow the developments live @ Argus LIVESTREAM.

I really might show face in October

reflectingblue:

raakellars:

bansheeandahunter:

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

Re-blog now, read later.

"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”